December 2011
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I like girls. And I like girls who like girls. Not...
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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Everybody is in a relationship/is in love. →
funniest10k:
I’m just here like:
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Normal people love, you know, their families. I...
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Jesus frowns upon my sinful behavior.
I don’t give a fuck. ;)
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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Keep in mind that I’m crazy, won’t you?
– The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo <3
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When someone puts their hand over my mouth to shut... →
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On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
excuse-my-charisma:
69
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my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
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so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
merry...
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