do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via fabricated-selfportrait)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
(Source: yilk, via fabricated-selfportrait)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fabricated-selfportrait)
(Source: Flickr / lomophoto, via fabricated-selfportrait)
David Bowie
—Moonage Daydream
Keep your electric eye on me, babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
(Source: closertodanger-fartherfromharm, via rolllercoaster)
(Source: delirium2, via rolllercoaster)
(via the-disney-words)
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature… All of this is art to me.
—Hunter Reveur (via shessofuckedinthehead)
(Source: atomiclanterns, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lrvin)
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
(via theafterlifeofthepartyy)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via elbellavida)
